What does it sound like? You wanna play that way. I know, I took you completly by suprise. Isnt' that nice? i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. WAIDAMINIT!! She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Thank the powers that be for spell-check. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) That's funny!!!! I'm just rambling. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. So we were already off to a bad start. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. Today, I met her arch-enemy. I'm gonna go hug a moose. Which is what I do best. You must be pretty bored, too. | 0.47 KB, Python | Yes. People need to make the time to waste time. Or You are What you Eat. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. Gotta go, must lure innocent victems to the second most pointless site ever!!!! I'm so very, very tired. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. I need to find a topic. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. about my site, and called me weird. I accidently cut it with scizzors. i cannot feel my feet. You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. Is this getting confusing to you? Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. How absurd. Look verbatim up. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. At least her's makes sensesort of. Especially since I don't have viewers. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. aSk anybody. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! The whole thing. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! I see. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. I love owls. After a film adaptation of Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye,' writer, artist and director Nigel Tomm publishes the longest sentence which contains the longest word. Today I will be mercifully brief. Here goes. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. Air pressure. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. I'm back. There is a world where you were never born. But, whatever. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? Can a senile person write? As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. We find the free courses and audio books you need, the language lessons & educational videos you want, and plenty of enlightenment in between. It'd be cool. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . Yes, it goes on and on my friend. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. The first use of "had had" is a modifier, and the second instance serves as the main verb of the sentence. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. It just sounded very professional to say it. Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. Anyway, moving on! and " You think Jenny's weird? WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! There ARE aliens. As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. And almost never finish. There is a world where you were never born. We slept. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. *pauses* Oh. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. But wait! She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. Now I'm back again. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? The number of licks, I mean. Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. I mean, after all, I made this site. That's why I like fast-food salt. Just like all those reports people have to do. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. Oh. Or have I been doing that too much lately? There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language revolving around the longest printed sentence. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. And then the quality will rise. Add comment. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! Needless to say, I felt right at home. We become indebted to. The best way to be brief is to quit now. Or maybe not. Please find all options here. I think. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. HOW, I ask you!? you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. It's creepy. I thought it was sadand normal. The first time, I didn't save it. Wellthey are. This is too frustrating. World's largest sentence. I founded the secret message, you ok man? Squirell? That's not fair! So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. Yes. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. She didn't think it was weird, either. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) What cruel fate is this? Oh, yeah. Aren't you happy? *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. Oh, well. Are you surprised? *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. Emma Taggart is a Contributing Writer at My Modern Met. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. AwwwwwI'm touched! (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) !#%&&!!! We had to do an essay on a book. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". Hmmmmintersting. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. Okay, fire is loud. that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. You can read a little each day. It's not FAIR. I'm a genius. Molly's soliloquy is a touchstone for writers aiming to go long. This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. I get done at 9:15. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. And insanity. OkayI admit it. Suprised? the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. Want to advertise with us? They started shaking and barked their little heads off. Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. Then it must diepainfully. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. Because in some world, the video game is real. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! And mildly weirded-out. But somewhere, it exists. It's like this. thank you always. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Why can't I? Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. I love it! Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! I sure am. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words.
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